bachness monster
refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous p-n-s. similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.
“dude, last night i gave her the bachness monster.”
or
“f-ck man, how am i supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?”
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