Back Alley


any popular street in a rundown, disreputable area.
“okay theres this couple and they’ve been dating for about 3 years

but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in s-x b4 marriage.

they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.

the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love

so hard.

and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric.”
a bar in downtown fullerton california where fashion-tattood douchebags in girls pants go to socialize with each other whilst drinking overpriced booze served in warm gl-sses.
wanna go to the back alley? no thanks, i’d rather go to a bar with good service at decent prices and avoid all the douchebaggery.

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