Back Door Santa


preferably on xmas eve, whilst having s-xual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her -ss. when she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and -j-c-l-t- all over her face shouting ‘ho,ho, ho’ leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like santa claus.
jim: “i pulled jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment i gave her a back door santa as an early xmas present”

peter: “sweet”

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