Back Rub
an event between a man and a women, a man and a man/women and a women (if gay / lesbian), that sould but doesnt always result in s-x… the words rub my back are a sign
your sittin on the couch watchin the game and your wife says “hun will you rub my back” she does want a back rub but she’s accually askin you to woo her so that it can end in s-x, if not done correctly it will end in you sleeping on the couch watching a recap of the same game you watched earlier and not knowing what got you there
the process of rubbing/m-ssaging someones back (or flat chest)
adam prom likes to give sami allen back rubs
started by a p-rn website, a back rub is when a woman/ gay man asks the man to give her a back rub, but means hold her back as they have -n-l s-x.
the woman rolled onto her back and asked for a back rub.
the act of actually rubbing a person’s back. not to be confused with back m-ssage.
it is a ritual in which the rub-ee places a rigid palm upon the person of interest’s spinal region and forgoes a series of cold, unstimulating strokes. perhaps even resulting in some pedophile breathing and unexplainable b-n-rs. the receiver of the back rub shall then feel inclined to regret choosing such a grammatically incorrect means of demanding a back m-ssage.
mr as-xual: you’re not a lesbian. there! i said it… you owe me one hundred back rubs.
non-lesbian chick: o^o -b-n-r-inducing back rub motion-
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