Back-Up Wife
a girl who you will become your wife if the two of you are single at a pre-determined age.
robin: let’s make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we’re both single..
ted: robin scherbatsky, will you be my back-up wife?
robin: a girl always dreams of hearing those words. yes, yes, a million times, yes!
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