backallelism
a pun of parallelism, a backallelism is a witty response or retort, often s-xual, that contains parallel structure but a dramatic shift in idea or topic.
mya: i’m gonna eat dinner, cuz i’m hungry.
jz: i’m gonna eat you, cuz i’m h-rny.
mya: wow.. backallelism
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