backdoor bragging
backdoor bragging is when you sneak something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation.
30 rock episode dialogue:
kenneth: the personal essay is way harder than i thought, cause it’s not in my nature to brag on myself.
jenna: not even a back door brag?
kenneth: what’s a back door brag?
jenna: backdoor bragging is sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. like when i tell people it’s hard for me to watch american idol cause i have perfect pitch. you try it.
kenneth: oh, it’s hard for me to watch american idol because there’s a water bug on my channel changer.
this comes back later in a talk with liz:
jenna: people always underestimate my instincts because of my good looks.
liz: this is no time for back door bragging!
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