backdoor surprise
v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone’s -n-s; often, of a heteros-xual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the v-g-n-, and hilariously re-inserts into the -n-s without prior warning.
not to be confused with the equally amusing cadbury surprise.
betty: … but then, as i… as i was about to… come, for some reason he pulled out… and then… -breaks down sobbing- he.. he put it… oh god! -sobs uncontrolably-
psychiatrist 1: he gave you a backdoor surprise!? what a guy!!!
-hi-fives psychiatrist 2-
psychiatrist 2: man, that is awesome!
the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said b-tt hole/crack
last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it
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