backdoorgasm


when a person laughs so hard their bowels quiver and they sh-t their pants.
i saw richard pryor on tv last night. i laughed so hard i had a backdo-rg-sm and had to change my underwear!
the result of reaching climax while receiving -n-l s-x
larry gave ted his very first backdo-rg-sm.

i achieved a backdo-rg-sm with the help of my girlfriend’s d-ld-.
b-ttsecks, specifically to c-m inside your partner’s b-m.
i had a total backdo-rg-sm all in your mom’s rump!

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