backhanded gift
when you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.
jim: what did you get molly for christmas?
dave: celtics tickets!
jim: nice! wait, does she like basketball?
dave: i dunno, but i do! and it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.
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