backland
the best freestyle mc ever to step onto a stage. from baltimore, he was inducted into the 106 and park freestyle friday hall of fame after raping the sh-t out of all challengers. he might be really obese, but he’s more phat than fat.
backland says:
1. “she mad ugly but a star in the bed, brush my teeth with my meat, then gargle my kids”
2. “you can’t see me, homey you sound wack you should put some food in your mouth and try to sound phat”
3. “homey i would smack you but you’re soft and i can’t, plus it’s hard to get the smell of oochie off of my hands”
the list goes on…
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