backseat surprise
when you are having s-x in the back of your car and she loses control and sh-ts on your car seat. in the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
this actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my father found it and once in my own car.
my old man could not work out where the poo came from..
last night i was f-cking sally in the back of the car and when i looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
or whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? i am not lending you my car ever again!
there’s poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
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