backwank


to get revenge on a partners refusal to participitate in s-xyness – once the said partyp–per is asleep unleash h-llfire and throw arcings rope of j-sm upon her unsuspecting bare back.
rob – “did you and fran get rude last night ?”

steve – “no, the b-tch wasnt interested – had to settle for a backw-nk instead! her back’s as smooth as an eel now!”
the act of placing the p-n-s between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. you are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. you may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. this can be handy if no p-rnography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.
i had to w-nk last night and my wife had chucked all my p-rn. so i had a back w-nk and pretend i was looking at kate moss.

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