Backwards Apple
the backwards apple is… oh god… i can’t. i can’t do this.
i must.
ok, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving p-n-ses and v-g-n-s. there ya go. i can’t say any more.
jesus christ, bob!! stop with the egg thing!! what the f-ck?
the most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a s-xual act. i won’t even go into it.
last night steve gave brenda the old backwards apple.
you need a mangina. this is basically an inverted d-ck, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that sh-t. first, you reach into your -ss and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your c-ck to come out of your -ss. then, you do a guy in the -ss–from the -ss.
hannah v will give you a backwards apple if you don’t watch your -ss.
some people (who think they’re deck) prefer pr-nouncing it “the ol’ backerds apple.” however these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.
what they break, i’d rather not say. let’s just say it’s expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.
“dude, i tried the ol’ backerds apple last week, and i still can’t turn my head coutnerclockwise.”
you need a mangina. supposedly, with a mangina, you have a w-ng and a vag, but the w-ng is inside you. you reach into your -ss and pull on your prostate gland. if you keep pulling, your c-ck will come out of your -ss. then, you do a guy in the -ss–from the -ss.
hannah v. gave me the backwards apple.
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