Backwards fucking
upon first glance, one might -ssume that this phrase is the start of a description of some horrible event. for instance, “it’s a good thing they got rid of that backwards f-cking law that black people had to sit on the back of the bus.” but no no, you would be wrong. backwards f-cking is a mythological s-x position in which man and woman, both on their hands and knees, f-ck backwards by having the man tuck his p-n-s backwards betwixt his -ss cheeks. naturally, this is impossible. even peter north would be impressed as a motherf-cker. if your friends ever go on a trip and come back with stories of their wild nights backwards f-cking models, you should be inclined to look impressed and nod just to hear how much bullsh-t they spew, but know that it is nonetheless bullsh-t.
“hey guys, i was having s-x with two hot girls from new york, but they were soooo freaky. they wanted me to face away from them and backwards f-ck them both. so i was backwards f-cking them both, and they loved it. i am a s-x g-d.”
no, josh riese (example name), no you are not.
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