Backwoodsman
a person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullsh-t like cell phones, the interwebs, or f-cking starbucks. a man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. this man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.
timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!
that guy is no p-ssy. he is a f-cking backwoodsman. he will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carc-ss!
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