Bacoboner
(n.) the unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing snorgtees models on internet advertis-m-nts…especially the one wearing the t-shirt that says “bacon makes everything better.”
“yes i would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but i just got a bacob-n-r from that hot snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. i am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be ok in about 5 minutes.”
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