Bacon Backstroke
when a gentleman wraps his d-ck in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. he then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.
i was h-rny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.
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