bacon beacon
that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them
jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon
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a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.
“omg dude you better slow down, there’s a bacon beacon behind you!”
the car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.
p-ssenger: dude why are you letting this -sshat p-ss you?
driver: don’t worry, i’m just using them as a bacon beacon
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