Bacon Bender


very similar to an alcohol “bender,” when you go on a bacon eating spree. so you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. you have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a blt for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. and all you can think about is bacon!
d-mn, i need a bacon fix, i’m about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!

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