Bacon Bonification
a s-x act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then s-xually presents it to him within her v-g-n- in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. the female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having s-x.
this method of s-xitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. the female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
after giving a man a bacon bonification, most females will get what they want.
girl 1: “i wish my boyfriend would give me a new ipod”
girl 2: “i gave my boyfriend a bacon bonification and he gave me a new car!”
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