Bacon Bopper


when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your w-lly, and then go to town like it’s going outta style.
guy 1: so what’d you do last night?
guy 2: i was such a bacon bopper dude!
guy 1: what the f-ck!?
guy 2: ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your w-lly, and then go to town like it’s going outta style.
guy 1: oh that… i love those!!!

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