Bacon Bounty


a bacon bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their -n-s. a second partic-p-nt then -j-c-l-t-s onto these shavings. the subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, s-m-n, and coconut resembles a mars(tm) bounty bar.
“oi terry, gave your nan a right proper bacon bounty last night”

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