bacon cop


when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn’t give a sh-t.
the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bl–dy body in my trunk. i said to my friend later “today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!”

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