Bacon Dick
the description of a male who has s-x with larger, pig-like women/men. the women/men have to meet the requirements of, being overweight with multiple fat rolls, a very distinct fat person stink, and a drive to get those jelly rolls jiggling.
example 1:
sarah: “did you hear that jake is having s-x with that gross fat chick from the club?”
jen: “yeah, he has a total bacon d-ck.”
example 2:
angel: “hey hun, you ready to get a bacon d-ck tonight?”
adam: “sorry girl, but those small rolls don’t have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon d-ck from you.”
1. when you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your p-n-s is covered in d-ck grease.
2. your d-ck meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.
you bacon d-ck mother f-cker.
(bey-kuhn dik)
noun
1. a p-n-s made of bacon.
2. the life practice of engaging in open dialog, questioning, and contortion sessions with focus on accessing sublime spiritual, intellectual, and bodily fulfillment in the everyday.
when the cat’s away, the mice will talk about bacon d-ck.
when you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.
susan- omg you have such a bacon d-ck!
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