Bacon lips
a woman’s l-b– after excessive s-xual activity resembling canadian bacon. also known as roast beef curtains.
after running train on alison, she had some serious bacon lips!
human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow cl-sters on normal pink tissue with a “bacon like” appearance.
hey, baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!
the lips on a girls v-g-n-….
hmm…crispy, looks good enough to eat
rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.
if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bl–dy sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.
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