bacon rind


description of a v-g-n- that has a large amount of white discharge attached, particularly around the most exposed areas.

named as such due to it having an appearance similar to bacon rind
“urgh, that l-ss i wen’t home with last night must have had 3 pounds of bacon rind in her knickers. made me pull a nine-volter”
mockney rhyming slang used at a private school in london meaning “never mind”. possibly common to other parts of south east london

bacon also used on it’s own to mean “mind”

person a ” got kicked out’ the pub last night”
person b “bacon rind”

person a “what d’ya fancy doing tonight?”
person b “i don’t bacon”

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