Bacondom
noun. delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.
zelda: “babe, i don’t like those, i’m allergic to latex”
steve: “no probs! just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you are staying for breakfast, right?”
“dude, that chick loves the bacondom”
“she’ll do anything so long as you’ve got a stash of bacondom”
“i’m totally in with that chick from the bar! can i borrow a bacondom, i’m all out?”
“babe, it’s okay, i bought the bacondom… better to be safe than… well, parents.”
bacon flavored condom
use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.
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