Baconeer


a bacon enthusiast. similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
vegetarian: bacon is so gross. you want some uncooked cauliflower?

baconeer: no thanks i just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and i’m gonna eat it.

vegetarian: …eating animals is wrong and we should respect——-f-ck it let me have some

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