bacteria enema
when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your -ss.
guy 1 “stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again.”
guy 2 ” sick dude, better go get an std test”
guy 1 ” second time this month”
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