baculum
a bone in the p-n-s (p-n-s bone, b-n-r) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the -n-logous equivalent- a cl-torus.
in other words, it’s the actual missing b-n-r taken from adam’s p-n-s to make eve(hebrew doesn’t have a word for p-n-s, so they used rib), and the area where g-d closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
slang- an erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it’s mistaken for an actual bone grown in the p-n-s.
ah cr-p, i couldn’t stop thinking about that all-night threesome that i had last night, and my p-n-s grew a baculum.
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