Bad Assoriosis
a hereditary trait p-ssed on from birth in which the child tends not to give two sh-ts about what other people have to say and does his own thing. the levels of bad -ssoriosis can be rated from one to five. level one being a slightly aggresive att-tude and stubbourness. level five being an absolute confidence in ones authority that when he/she is challenged he/she might put someone in a coma with their own shoe, sh-t on their chest, and then f-ck the poor b-st-rd’s significant other regardless of s-x, age, or race.
in some cases, one blessed with bad -ssoriosis may not p-ss it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total p-ssy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.
i met this man last night and he punched me in the face and f-cked my mom, he got her number and said he would call but he never did, he must have had bad -ssoriosis.
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