bad beat story


someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

most of the time, the listeners do not give a sh-t about the other person’s bad beat.

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noob at poker: my 2-7 offsuit lost to aa when the flop came 2-7-9. the turn was a 9!! how lucky can he get?

good person at poker: like i care.

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