Bad Break
an incomplete attempt at a satisfying sh-t.
a t-rd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore -sshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
i was so excited to have a satisfying dump, but sadly it ended in a bad break.
i gotta go and rewipe.. i had a bad break earlier..
call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss…. “oh sorry about that i had a bad break this morning.”
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