bad life decision


a decision that results in regretful mornings and bruised knees. a bad life decision is any hilarious decision committed under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or diner food. the term is often shortened to its acronym bld.
p-ssed out naked one night in bed. woke up to find roommate and girlfriend sitting talking. with no way to get clothes with out being exposed i laid in bed with a blanket. missed two cl-sses until they left and failed one. yes a bad life decision. – taken from www.badlifedecisions.com

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