Bad Lisa



while many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof.

she is also a black man named lou. when you see her, you will sh-t bricks.

bad lisa (lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on mysp-ce, second only to mantana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. mantana is also rumored to have over 9000 p-n-ses, and they are all raping children.

a statistical curiosity, bad lisa is the primary cause of an hero among indigent men on the east coast… usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled v-g-n-.

bad lisa lives in ur bas-m-nt, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of adolph hitler b-ttsecksing jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in new jersey.

it has also been rumored that ceiling cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches bad lisa m-st-rb-t-, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as ceiling cat is currently watching you m-st-rb-t-.

bad lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black c-ck, partial unbirth pr-n, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on mysp-ce, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is serius f-ck1ng bizn3ss.

there are some people who don’t think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong.

bad lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to aids, and stingrays…….that also have aids.

bad lisa is rumored to have voted for george bush twice, have a wii fit that is still in the box, f-ck-d every member of fall out boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck.

her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing child protective services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (with the exception of one baby named ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a jew.)

she also captains a nowlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers s-xual favors for people to call in, then doesn’t shut up about how she “hates jews, n-gg-rs, and queer-o-s-xuals” long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. when they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like “ya’ll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!” she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.

while the accusations of her connections with al queda have not been proven, multiple photo’s have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the -n-s’s of children for the purpose of either m-ss homicide or lulz.

in short, bad lisa is the most hated person on mysp-ce. she is even hated more than notorious c-ckmongler eric brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11.

long live the gr………uh nvrmnd.
it is said that bad lisa was the inspiration for sh-tting d-ck nipples.
alcoholic white trash from mysp-ce, who holds the record for the most deleted person on mysp-ce, with over 25 and counting. she lives in new jersey, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers kept yelling “put it on, put it on!!”) and now spends her days on both mysp-ce and her eponymous website, badmouthing people she has never met.

bad lisa broadcasts about 30-40 bulletins a day (because she is chronically unemployed) threatening various people on mysp-ce, taking it so seriously, she plans vengeance of various kinds in blogs which she sets to private (although her “friends” frequently betray her and report her to mysp-ce for

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