bad mohawk


a mohawk that is cut down to the head and has about a half inch of hair in the mohawk form but you can’t gel it up or even put it in liberty spikes. usually rednecks get them f they are in rotc.
hey rick had a bad mohawk, like those rednecks. and i heard he’s into fat chicks too.

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