Bad News Freedom Monkey
(n) an individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) one of risk-full recklessness. crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) to act without fear and/or regard for rationale.
(n) i’m going to get my ‘bad news freedom monkey’ on and run with the bulls. (adj) man, you’re crazy. why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? i can’t hang out with you anymore. (v) i’m about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.
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