bad poetry


the international language of emos.
john:
“my blood runs thickly from my tearducts
just as the knife runs down the thick streets of my veins
i bleed
my life is nothing
black
despair
abuse survivor
but i survive no longer”
jane: “he means ‘h-llo.’ don’t mind him, he’s emo, he only speaks ‘bad poetry’.
regular people: “ah, emo.”

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