Bad Poon
you’ve heard your friends say that there’s no such thing as bad pizza or bad p-ssy. well, they’re wrong. bad p-ssy is the absolute worst of the worst. it is the ultimate let-down and potentially the most sickening event of your life.
anything vile, disgusting, or disappointing can be bad poon, just so long as it is overwhelmingly so.
did you see that homeless guy pee on that nun then beat her in the face with that burning puppy until she renounced her faith and swore her soul to all that is dark and unholy?
yeah, man, bad poon.
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