Bad sperm day
a day on witch your strong sperm isn’t being produced. all of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you’re only left with bottom of the barrel seed. children born on this day are twice as pr-ne to developing mental r-t-rdation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.
“i got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he’s practically not even my kid.”
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