bad story
when you tell someone something awesome that happend you….and it sounds great in your head, but then you hear it out loud and you see the expression on the listeners face, and you think, ‘d-mn, that’s stupid’.
ways to play of a bad story:
1: pull out a gun and end the embarr-ssment
2: try and play it of by saying something like, ‘you had to be there’ or ‘dude, you just don’t get it’.
person 1: hey, i was home alone last night so i took a p-ss with the door open!
person 2: bad story bro….
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