badad beans
cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by czar badadio iii.
badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.
(see boyko)
(see rise of the dads)
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