Badge Cougar


an older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually s-xual. badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much law & order. these are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. the also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. in a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. similar to a badge bunny only old. the primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.
“hey i heard you hooked up with that old badge cougar”
“yeah, she’s ‘mature’ but she really knows how to polish a knight stick”

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