badger wack
the moment when you attempt to fart silently in the presence of a female and a little faeces comes out.
can also be used as an exclamation when the above situation arises, and or as an insult whereby you intend to refer to the insulted as a piece of poo that was never intended to come out of the -n-s.
oh no i’ve just badger wack’d in front of suzie and i need to go home and change my wide fronts.
your such a badger wack
if your not careful i might badger wack and give it to your mum
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