Bae-o-meter


a scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
you will never be my level on her bae-o-meter

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  • Bat-One

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  • bernerner

    the way the swedish chief (from the muppet show) would say the word “banana”. part of a recipe that can be found in “de cookin a-book” called, “wid a bernerner we mekaaah… a bernerner flumberner wiz de hurpen a de chook’lit sausin” don’t be a shlerpin oon de bernerner peelin, or else ye be a […]


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