Baenus
it is the area of a man’s body located between the b-lls and the -n-s. likened to the chode, or taint; and more affectionately referred to as “the gooch”. this area becomes a baenus when it is protruding. such protrusions can result from lack of sack, or the overall inability to maintain any semblance of testicular fort-tude.
his baenus is so swollen because his woman won’t let him out of the house….and he won’t tell her otherwise.
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