what you call a perfect couple
originating from the word: bae
wow, ben and maisie are so baesie!!!
- kinky d*ck flick
the love tap/kiss/handjob given to the d*ck by a boy/girl after the d*ck has been sucked dry boy: wow, youre really good at this girl/boy:*slurps* thanks, imma give an extra kinky d*ck flick just for you
- cellular disorder
the inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control. get off the road b*tch. you shouldn’t be driving if you […]
a person who becomes stimulated (mentally and otherwise) by language – word play, freudian slips, sarcasm, one liners, pickup lines, double entendres, interlingual references, trash talking, snaps, s*xting, unusual names, quotations, new languages, grammar, etc. etc. taken from the combination of “word” and “pervert”. probably bordering on mental illness but not disruptive to a “normal” […]