Bag and Shag
short for “bag it, and sh-g it”. when a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.
tip : if you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.
you may be as ugly as horses -ss, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.
a phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you’d sh-g them but only with a bag over their head.
have you seen hattie, she’s a bag and sh-g. not so sure about her face but her body is hot. put a bag over her head and i’d hit it anyday.
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