bag beetle
pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. they can be spread through s-xual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else’s underwear. more commonly known as crabs.
jimmy’s been scratching at his pants all night. five bucks says joan gave him the bag beetles.
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